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[Asians] | |
| This is fake. This isn't a real gameshow and she isn't in real pain. 3 inch penises make girls laugh, not cry. Trust me, I know. | ||
| Date: 9.6.08 Views: 39,772 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Vintage] | |
| She hits up the doctor cause she's having difficulty getting pregnant. I'm no gynecologist but if shaved that bush her husband would probably have an easier time finding the right hole. | ||
| Date: 9.5.08 Views: 138,549 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm. | ||
| Date: 9.4.08 Views: 251,084 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOL] | |
| Guadalupe may be LOL'ing now but that'll quickly change when she finds out her pink taco has emphysema. Tobacco kills! | ||
| Date: 9.3.08 Views: 202,355 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Asians] | |
| He wants to fuck her up the butt but is afraid his cock will come out like a chocolate covered banana. So he sticks a tiny camera up her ass just to make sure she's a frequent defecator. Kinda gross but hey, I'm all for safe sex. | ||
| Date: 9.2.08 Views: 247,451 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| Looks like her pussy has gone through a garbage disposer. It's okay, as long her asshole is still intact and hemorrhoid-free, she has a decent shot at scoring a date with me. | ||
| Date: 9.1.08 Views: 238,438 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Amateur] | |
| I cant even begin to express the importantance of utilizing a maglight when practicing ATM in the dark. Last nights chicken potpie doesn't taste so good the 2nd time around does it lady? Pwn 2 self lolz. | ||
| Date: 8.30.08 Views: 364,401 Comments: 0 | ||
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[LOL] | |
| Just imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever... I think wifey would've quickly gained a strong understanding of the term "unwanted threesome". | ||
| Date: 8.29.08 Views: 419,895 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Plugs] | |
| She's 19 and still a virgin. I guess no one wanted to fuck her, afterall its kinda hard to get past that rat-face of hers. So she enlists the help of a friend who's equipped with a hair brush. Guess what happens. | ||
| Date: 8.29.08 Views: 113,897 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Plugs] | |
| It's her very first anal and I think she's a little bit nervous. She tries to hide it but I think all of that bottled up anxiety is affecting her pussy - watch it as it trembles with fear! | ||
| Date: 8.28.08 Views: 284,606 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Orgasms] | |
| The dude sounds Popeye the Sailorman and his old lady squirts cum like a water fountain. They were born for eFukt. Thanks goes to Rod for the video. | ||
| Date: 8.28.08 Views: 354,642 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Amateur] | |
| I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT! | ||
| Date: 8.27.08 Views: 717,392 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Bizarre] | |
| Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro! | ||
| Date: 8.26.08 Views: 561,911 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Parody] | |
| Keep your dick in your pants for this one, or you just might end up inadvertently blowing your load to the sight of a flying dragon. | ||
| Date: 8.25.08 Views: 325,884 Comments: 0 | ||
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[Orgasms] | |
| A self induced orgasm leaves this slut flopping around like a fish out of water. Reminds me of myself when I lost my virginity, except I actually cried a litte. Tears of joy. | ||
| Date: 8.23.08 Views: 518,569 Comments: 0 | ||